Solve two problems at once by marking your beer and advertising your deficiencies before someone finds you out. Available in six bright colors stamped with six snappy sayings—including "I live with my parents," "I'm judging you right now," and "I'm kind of a big deal"—these stretchy silicone bracelets are easy to use, durable and hilarious.

• 2 3/4"W x 8 1/2"H box dimensions.
• Silicone.
• By Fred & Friends; imported.